hey Jordan, ily
me to my significant other: you should watch this show
s/o: yeah maybe
me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-
Adam and Eve are banished from the garden of Eden after eating the forbidden fruit [6000 B.C.]
So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.
It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.
….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’
We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them.
Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol
Here is the opposite
Jeff.
I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.
“I love you, alive girl” legitimately sounds like a threat
My foster kitten
is trying
to steal
my beer.
Guys…
Please…
turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction.
I love Jocelyn the kitten.
Omg precios baby 😭
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait